Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart: I'll never talk about my love life

Twilight star refuses to share dating stories

Don't expect Kristen Stewart to open up about her romantic life anytime soon. She's only becoming more protective of her privacy - what's left of it - as time goes by.



"I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them," Stewart, 20, tells Elle for its June issue. "People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, No they won't! They'll ask for specifics." 



So, whether those specifics include Twilight costar Robert Pattinson, she's still not saying publicly - all part of a strategy to give herself some space in a world that won't leave her alone.

"Somebody knocked on my hotel room door and asked for a light, then said that they were a big fan," she recalls. "I was like, 'Do you really need me to light your cigarette? How do you know what room I'm in?' I can't be by myself and I like being by myself." 



If she looks miserable in the public eye - on red carpets, for instance - it's because of this trapped feeling in the unpleasant heat of the spotlight. "It's not that I'm miserable, it's just that somebody's yelling at me," she says. "I literally, sometimes, have to keep myself from crying. ... It's a physical reaction to the energy that's thrown at you." 



And don't even get her started on the paparazzi. "It's insane!" she says. "Once somebody finds out, you have to get the hell out of wherever you are. People freak out. And the photographers, they're vicious. They're mean. They're like thugs. I don't event want to drive around by myself anymore. It's [expletive] dangerous."

Jane Lynch gets hitched!

A jazzy wedding for Glee's Jane Lynch

It looks like Jane Lynch has something to be extra Gleeful about

Although the actress hasn't made an official announcement, the Blue Heron restaurant in Sunderland, Mass., reports that Lynch, 49, married psychologist Lara Embry in a small ceremony on Memorial Day.

"There were no celebrities or recognizable faces there," restaurant co-owner Deborah Snow tells PEOPLE. "Lara's daughter was there, along with close, close friends of the couple. It was small, warm, intimate and very sweet. You could feel the love and friendship amongst the group."

After Monday's ceremony, in which a friend of Lynch's thanked the State of Massachusetts for being welcoming to gay and lesbian couples, the newlyweds and their 19 guests enjoyed a reception featuring a four-piece jazz combo.

Hors d'oeuvres included oysters, lobster triangles, Japanese crab salad, seared scallop with apple reduction and artichoke fritters with lemon aioli. For the main course: beet salad, striped bass with lemon buerre blanc, truffle mushroom salad, pan-seared breast of duck with duck confit, and herb salad.

The reception concluded around 10 p.m. with cheese plates and a house-made cake filled with chocolate mousse, vanilla butter cream and fresh strawberries.

Lynch and Embry have been engaged since November. Showing a soft spot not often exhibited by her character Sue Sylvester, Lynch gushed to PEOPLE earlier this year: "It's just the greatest thrill in the world to find somebody that you want to be with every day."

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would get married
– if the kids asked them to

Angelina opens up about her hectic family life

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have never made marriage a priority. But that could change with a request from a few special people.

'I think it would be hard to say no to the kids,' Angelina, 35, said on Monday morning on ABC's Good Morning America.

But so far, it hasn't been an issue, as none of their six children seem to think it's a priority, either.

'They're not asking,' Angelina says. 'They are very aware that nothing's missing.'

Angelina, who stars in the new spy thriller Salt, touches on other aspects of her family in the interview, including whether it will get any larger. She and Brad, 46, are torn about the issue - drawn to the idea of it, yet dreading how it would stretch them even thinner.

'We always have this thing, first thing in the morning, where we're really, really tired, and we look at each other and we wonder, are we ever going to get sleep?' the actress says.

'And yet we still love the idea of having more children.'

Offering a glimpse into their daily routine, Angelina says she's better at disciplining the girls, while Brad is better at disciplining the boys.

'I think girls and Daddy can just bat their eyes,' she says. 'And the boys, funnily enough, can kind of get me.'

She also describes the pandemonium of the Jolie-Pitts at breakfast time.

'We're like bartenders. We're like waiters,' she says of herself and her actor-partner.

'But we still, I think, are able to do it because we manage to have a great laugh. We do it together, and we find fun in it, and because of that, it doesn't matter if you don't get sleep.

'It's an honor to take care of them.'

On the subject of love, Angelina is asked if Brad is the love of her life - and if there is indeed one true love for anyone.

'He makes me feel like there is,' she replies.

Asked if they'll grow old together, she doesn't hesitate.

'Of course,' she says. 'We wouldn't have six children if we weren't absolutely sure of that.'

Megan Fox and husband take photo at Disneyland

There’s nothing like seeing Megan Fox enjoying a Thanksgiving break in the arms of her new husband, Brian Austin Green, to put a spectacular dampener on things. Unless, of course, you do the PR for Disneyland, in which case you’re slapping Minnie Mouse on the tush and quoting the A-Team’s Colonel John ‘Hannibal’ Smith while simultaneously regretting doing so even as the words fall shambolically and irrevocably from your mouth.

But even if you’re not that guy, it sucks. It wasn’t that long ago that Megan Fox was carefree and on the market, dropping soundbites about her irrepressible libido and looking down cameras like she wanted to eat whoever was on the other side of the lens. Technically at least, she could still have been your wife. Then along came Brian Austin Green. Imagine texting your mate, ‘Just nailed Megan Fox, LOL’, and not be lying.

Nowadays, she’s all business. Look at this picture below. Ugh. So smug. So professional. So house-trained. She’s clearly still having newly-wed sex marathons but only after she’s rustled up a good chicken casserole from one of her mum’s recipes and put it on the heat for when Brian gets hungry. Megan Fox, what have you done?

Megan Fox walking around in Los Angeles
Business time: Megan Fox dresses smart. For something.

Megan Fox at Disneyland with Brian Austin Green

Rosario Dawson roasted Quentin Tarantino

Rosario Dawson made him scream, bit him hard, chewed him up, tickled his feet, gnawed on a protruding bone and yanked his elbow. All this happened metaphorically, of course, at Quentin Tarantino's 'Roast' at the Friars Club in New York. Tarantino, who can dish it out all right, was left begging for mercy as some of comedy's most barbed wits (and Rosario Dawson) rounded on him to dissect his pretensions in a devastating satirical deconstruction.
We like the idea of roasting. We're talking about the comedy term here, not anything else. Pick your minds up out of the gutter, for once. It's meant to be taken in good spirits, where friends of the individual being roasted compliment their success in a very roundabout way. But, as you'd expect, egos abound. It's a wonderful thing to watch when someone with great self-regard is cut down in front of a baying audience. So satisfying, when you see that rictose smile alongside the hatred in the eyes, giving everything away.

Tarantino didn't appear flustered after the painful proceedings

If you'll remember, they did a British version of the comedy roast on Channel 4 a while back. It was pretty tame compared to its American counterpart, and the comedians infinitely inferior, but there were a couple of episodes worth watching. Sharon Osbourne's roasting was interesting solely for her continuously hollow laugh throughout, but Chris Tarrant's one took the biscuit. The seething bitterness is a joy to behold, and culminates in his attacking of a roaster.So, Rosario, we commend you for taking part in one of these spectacles, even if you didn't write a single joke yourself. And if you did, God help you. It's important, in the fawning world of celebrity, to bring these mortals down a peg or two. Yet its greatest success is to reveal the true nature of the individuals being derided. Under a constant barrage of personal insults, it's not long before they all unravel. Which generally makes for rather fun viewing.

Reese Witherspoon gets a Hollywood star

In Hollywood, if you can tick these three boxes then you know you've got it made. The first is if you get strange men with voyeuristic devices camping outside your house day and night. The second is whether you can confidently say to a car jockey, "Park my Gallardo for me, boy, and be quick about it!". The third, however, is the most important. A place on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
And what a worthy recipient Reese Witherspoon is. Her performance in the Legally Blonde films would have been enough to warrant a star in itself, but it was her turn in last year's Monsters Vs. Aliens that really swung it for the judges. Her verbal dexterity puts Robin Williams to shame. We'll never know how she managed to maintain that silly Southern accent throughout.
Reese Witherspoon with comatose dog at Hollywood Walk of Fame

Reese also took her two kids along to the momentous event, but they were firmly kept on the sidelines in favour of her prized poochie, who made a couple of doggy prints in the clay. When her children attempted to copy the said poochie, they were arrested and charged with criminal damage.


Reese wasn't happy about being in between Big Bird and the Olsen twins

We're actually very pleased that Reese was awarded a star, because she seems like a bit of a Mother Theresa all round. She's a big charity campaigner, and even went to Downing Street last year to raise awareness about domestic violence, where she had to endure meeting the Rt. Hon. Gordon Brown. He subsequently confused her for Renee Zellweger. She forgave the lumbering incompetent for his transgression, but as we're still eating baked beans out of a tin every night, it's going to be a while before we can.

Paula Abdul

Well before soothing the wounds inflicted on American Idol contestants by Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul kicked off her career at age 19, as a Los Angeles Lakers cheerleader.

The pint-sized dancer eventually became the squad's choreographer before releasing her debut album, Forever Your Girl, which sold 12 million copies and generated four No. 1 singles. But the path to success was anything but smooth, as Abdul suffered from bulimia, two divorces (one with actor Emilio Estevez), and claims that she had a secret relationship with a former Idol contestant.

But none of this topped the headlines she made in 2007, after exhibiting some bizarre behavior that had many speculating she abused alcohol and prescription medication. Abdul adamantly denied the claims, and in 2009 decided to leave American Idol after eight seasons in 2009.


Paula Abdul has a tip for anyone trying out for her new show: Don't bore her.

"We want people that are unique and passionate about dancing and ones that will show me something I haven't seen before," Abdul told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Monday of her new competition show on CBS, Live to Dance.

The former American Idol judge says viewers will be treated to a no-holds-barred approach to dance.

"We're looking for all forms of dance and you can be any age, any style of dance, [and] any number of people or individuals can get on stage," she says. Abdul also recommends that dancers "fuse styles together," suggesting a tap-dancer could perform with a hip-hop group in the same number.

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Despite her excitement for the new project, Abdul confesses to Seacrest that she still pines for the days she worked with him and Simon Cowell on Idol, telling the radio host, "I miss you guys so much."

Live to Dance will premiere on CBS in January.

Got rhythm? The next round of auditions will be Thursday at 8 a.m. at CenterStaging in Burbank, Calif.