Katherine Jenkins ran a race

30-year-old Welsh warbler Katherine Jenkins took part in the Admiral Swansea Bay race 10k run over the weekend. The forces favourite looked fit and healthy in orange vest and jogging bottoms as she put foot to floor in the gruelling race. The opera wonder smiled throughout and even found time to pose for beloved Twitter in a series of photos. It was super exciting to follow, real edge of your seat stuff. One highlight was tweeted about 20 hours ago via Echofon when she said “Water sto at 5k 34 min.” Then shortly after came the nail biting announcement that she was “Nearly there.”We jest, but we’re actually impressed, she ran a long way and earned thousands for charity. All we did at the weekend was move from the computer to the sofa and back again. In fact, it what can be considered the polar opposite of running a 10k for charity, we went to the café near our flat, ordered the mega breakfast, settled down with the paper and then uttered the immortal phrase, “actually, can we get that to take away?” Yes, we ‘went there’ we ordered a greasy fry-up and took it home and plated it up, just like we were bloody kings or something. We didn’t rise anything for charity, but we still had a blast. Three cheers for Katherine though, hip hip…

The Saturdays did a London gig

Seeing as they don’t do anything on any other day of the week, The Saturdays took to the stage on – you’ve guessed it – Saturday night. Ok well they might actually make use of the other six days, which is a bonus for us as we would only get the opportunity to look at them once a week otherwise. *Shiver*. The thought.

Still, they were true to their name in London this weekend, and Mollie even had the courtesy to wear a top that was never going to hide her bra – what a thoughtful woman.Not to be outdone, Frankie got in on the action too. In fact, they all did. Whoever designed these outfits for them all, we salute you.Ok so the fashion gurus among you might point out that it looks like it’s just all part of the outfit, but if you’re doing that you really need to rethink your goals in life. “Oh that’s not a bra, it’s part of the dress!” Well maybe make sure you don’t make that kind of observation out loud in front of your mates? Just a thought.

Now we’re sure you’ve got a favourite – or will have by the time you’ve finished looking through all of these – so in the interests of fairness here’s Una:

Hayden Panettiere drinking at Oktoberfest

The really-rather-good-looking Hayden Panettiere fancied a beer, so naturally she headed to Munich. Yes, the Heroes beauty took it upon herself to literally keep up with the Kardashians and joined in the fun at Oktoberfest this weekend.

Fully clad in her own take on the Bavarian get-up, just as Kim Kardashian also had last week, Hayden flexed her biceps to put beer to mouth. Well, we assume she did – either that or she just stood around holding a tankard and smiling. Either way is fine with us.

The 21-year-old was at the festival with Wladimir Klitschko, which could well have been his training camp if he followed the Ricky Hatton regime between fights: Beer, kebab, beer, kebab, beer. Surely Klitschko must include long, intense sessions of 'looking at Hayden' too. Who wouldn't?Miss Panettiere is actually stood with Klitschko here, but after a long meeting and many cross-continental phone calls we decided that we’d leave him out and keep Hayden in. It was a tough call under immense pressure but that’s what separates us from, well, boxing websites.

Now we could try and decide who looked hotter between Hayden and Kim, but after our last attempt to do that with Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman in Venice still fresh in the memory, we’ll leave it. One thing that is for sure though: interest in traditional Bavarian costumes just went skywards.

Rachel Bilson met Heidi Klum at Milan Fashion Show

Rachel Bilson got to meet Heidi Klum at the Milan Fashion Week, which we are sure was very enjoyable for her. After the weekend, the week continued (funny, that) and the rather nice Miss Bilson was in attendance, fresh from necking with a rather fine blonde number on How I Met Your Mother in the U.S last week – we still have that to look forward to on these shores.

And while Rachel and Heidi were busy become BFF’s, Megan Fox made an appearance too. Of course, she didn’t need to meet anyone; she’s Megan Fox for crying out loud. The only things she needed to meet were a bunch of camera lenses, which she kindly did.
Now we reckon fashion week’s are actually pretty good – especially when you look at the large array of garments Milan were completely ignoring last week and just modelling bikini’s instead.

But there could be improvements. For starters models should really change outfits on stage, we know that’s what they’re doing behind the curtain so why hide it? Designers should be challenged too; get a nude Fox-esque model and start from scratch. A bit like when you used to make your own wrestler on Smackdown and spent ages making sure the flared jeans weren’t the same as Jeff Hardy’s but just as cool. Obviously where the models are concerned it would be more along the lines of ‘is this bra too see-through?’ As if there is such a thing.

Hollyoaks girls turn out for Inside Soap Awards

Soap awards shindigs are apparently the most fun prize shows around, because everyone gets hammered and makes a fool of themselves. Also, you can usually be pretty sure that various ladies from various soap operas will turn up wearing something tiny. And if they're not wearing something tiny they're wearing something ridiculous.
Looking best at last night's Inside Soap Awards was Claire Cooper, who plays Jacqui McQueen in Hollyoaks. In the soap she always looks a bit hard and like she could definitely beat us up. Off-screen she looks loads better. Last night, for example, she looks like a sophisticated French lady. Haw-hee-haw.

Claire Cooper at the Inside Soap Awards
Bronaugh Waugh, who plays Cheryl Brady, adopted a 'play to your strengths' look. Good lord.

Bronagh Waugh at the Inside Soap Awards
Loui Batley, who was in Hollyoaks as the one who fell out of a plane and splatted all across the ground, leading to a really drawn out and really boring plotline, came as a slutty Victorian school teacher.

Loui Batley at the Inside Soap Awards
Carley Stenson, who plays Steph and suddenly appears to have an entirely new face – Ashley Simpson's face, to be exact – turned up just looking plain mental.

Pixie Lott designs and models sexy stuff for Lipsy

Pixie Lott’s only 19. We always feel a bit immoral lusting after girls born in the 90s, but technically there’s nothing wrong with it so GET OFF OUR BACK ALREADY, lawyers.

The high note hitting platinum-haired pop starlet has had a busy 19 years. According to the ever-reliable Wikipedia, she’s a singer-songwriter, dancer and actress. She’s had number one singles, double platinum albums, countless sold-out gigs, appeared in West End shows, got straight As in her GCSE’s and recently crushed the dreams of desperate sob story laden losers as a guest judge on The X Factor.When we were nineteen, our greatest achievements were winning the Champions League on Championship Manager with Accrington Stanley, eating thirteen slices from the Pizza Hut buffet and completing a Rubik's Cube when we had chicken pox. It took three days, we had to use the ‘How to solve a Rubik's Cube’ book, but we did it. Yes, that last green square does look a lot like someone’s coloured in a white one. What of it?Now, some jobless loser will have to update the Wikipedia entry and add 'designer and model' to the list because P-Lott's gone and designed and modelled some lovely clothes for high-street fashion brand Lipsy.
Pixie's also just moved into her own East London flat. Perhaps she wants a flatmate... wonder if she likes Championship Manager... we could enjoy a nice Pizza Hut buffet and discuss communal bill paying arrangements...

D'you like that idea, Pix?

Gemma Arterton at Tamara Drewe screening in NY

Gemma Arterton got all spruced up for a screening of her film Tamara Drewe in New York. The Cinema Society and Altoids screening was held at the Crosby Street Hotel (yeah, that one) and Gemma was there. There was probably other people there too – as good as Gemma is she didn’t quite write, star in, direct, and produce the whole film herself – but who cares?Of course, 24-year-old Gemma is married; so don’t go impulse buying a ticket to JFK. She could well have left New York by now anyway so that would be a complete waste of money. Not that in any way we’re endorsing stalking, mind. I’m sure you could invite her to your own independent Wednesday evening two-for-one style film club screening of the film, sponsored by Wrigley’s, but don’t get your hopes up.

Aside from her acting in the film, also on display was Gemma’s ability to face a camera even when her back is turned. So talented she is.And then, just to prove she has another string to her posing-for-pictures bow, she stood front on. Magical.Some of Gemma’s upcoming films in 2011 include In with the Outlaws and The Keys to the Street, and the Tamara Drewe worldwide release dates stretch as far as the end of the year. Which all means there are plenty more opportunities to see her on-screen and at similar posh hotel style screenings. Hoorah.

Adriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel do 'Bombshell'

Adriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel met up to rub short silk dresses together, do some really good pouts and launch the new Victoria’s Secret fragrance, ‘Bombshell’, over the weekend. The company’s fragrant fragrance spokesman said of the new smell: “Together, the sparkling fruits are balanced by sultry warmth for a fresh sensuality that is confident, sexy, glamorous and ultra-feminine. We designed this fragrance to be instantly memorable, one of a kind. Just like a Victoria’s Secret bombshell.” Meanwhile, everyone else present just stood there and gawped.Bombshell joins ‘Victoria, Supermodel’, ‘Body by Victoria’, ‘Dream Angels’ ‘Heavenly’, ‘Victoria's Secret Pink’, ‘Very Sexy for Her’, ‘Very Sexy for Him’, ‘Sexy Little Things’ and ‘Sexual Secret’ on the list of expensive stinks produced by the company. Ten different perfumes is milking it a bit, but if it means Lima and Swanepoel getting all cuddly every time they launch a new one,that’s totally cool. Please, bring the stink.
But there’s a decision to be made. If you could take one of the models home with you, which would it be? Adriana ‘set nut sack to self-destruct mode’ Lima or Candice ‘name like a tasty confectionary’ Swanepoel? Put your cards on the table, gentlemen. Ladies, you can vote too.

That’s right, Olivia got involved by turning up with…a mask. Pure, obvious genius.

The House star was at the same function that Christina Aguilera also attended – but Christina did not bring a mask, the cheek. Then again neither of the lovely ladies need one, so more fool Olivia for working her right hand so hard. Using a mask really is quite pointless for gorgeous girls. Covering their faces is something akin to Usain Bolt using a Segway to get around more quickly, or Liam Gallagher teaming up with Russell Watson to perform opera vocals.
It appears that this may have been a realisation that dawned on Olivia, because thankfully she took the mask down. And then she started taking other things off. Ok it may only have been her jacket, but we’re still grateful. (Not as grateful as we would have been if she had taken the dress off too mind, but that might have been asking for a bit much).

Olivia Wilde unmasking herself in LA

Olivia Wilde turned up at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (LACMA to the frequent visitors) for an opening called ‘Unmasking’. And she clearly bought in to the vibe of the event. So time for a bit of spot the difference. Ready? Sure? You really should be ready by now; it’s hardly a last minute five-a-side peno. Right, picture one:

Sasha Grey in Playboy magazine

22-year-old Sasha Grey is one of rhose girls your mum warned you about. One of the scary ones that will eat you alive. She’s an adult actress, or ‘porn star’ as most people know the profession. She did a grown up film recently in the form of The Girlfriend Experience, and she’s done a bi for Entourage. Other than that, she’s concentrated on he adult arena, making the kind of films that would get your head smashed in should you be caught with them in Iran. She’s also just done a shoot for Playboy, nude and everything. It’s a bit funny really, because if you do fancy her, and we’ll assume you do, there are plenty of dark corners of the internet where you could find her doing all manner of tricksy things that make this Playboy shoot look like an article from The Lady.


See, she is strong. If you do want to catch up with Sasha, we can recommend the following productions. Butt Sex Bonanza , Private Gold 107: Cheating Hollywood Wives, Boundaries 6, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, Smash Cut, When Ginger Met Nina: Girls' Night Out, This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Nylons 5, Secretary's Day 3, Sporty Girls 2, Tribade Sorority 2: Campus Life, DreamGirlz 2, Live in My Secrets, Masturbation Nation Out Numbered 5, Fly Girls, Fox Holes, Sun Goddess: Malibu, The F!ve, Ass Eaters Unanimous 19, Tribade Sorority, Top Ten 2, Buttman's Stretch Class 2, The Seduction, I Wanna Bang Your Sister, Rough Sex, The Birthday Party , The King of Coochie 4, We Were of Innocence, Face Invaders 4, Enter the Peepshow, Masturbation Nation 3, Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Real Wife Stories 6, Don't Make Me Beg, Fantasy All-Stars 9, One Wild & Crazy Night, Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge, Not Bewitched XXX, The Last Rose, Addicted 4, Soloerotica 10, Sasha Grey's Anatomy, House of Sex & Domination, Once Upon a Crime, No Swallowing Allowed 13, My Evil Sluts 3, Girlvana 4, Finger Licking Goodo: Volume 5, Black Power 3, Circa '82, Hairy Movie, Teenage Whores 3, Playgirl: Sex Inferno, Strip Tease Then Fuck 10, Nurses, Teenage Wasteland, Bitchcraft 4, Anal Cavity Search 6, Apprentass 10, P.O.V. Centerfolds 7, Porn Week: Los Angeles Vacation Cum Buckets! 8, Spunk'd 8, Totally Fucked 2, Slam It! In a Young Whore, Stoya: Sexy Hot, Lord of Asses 13, Jack's Teen America: Mission 22, Bree & Sasha, Top Ten, Massive Facials, House of Jordan 2, Fuck Slaves 3, Evil Pink 4, King Cobra, Swallow This 12, We Suck! POV Tag-Team Suck-Off, Shades of Romona, Flying Solo, Pure, Girl Train, Women Seeking Women 46, Kiss Attack, Shot Glasses, Pop Goes the Weasel 2, Fishnets 8, Anal Acrobats 3, Thornhill Diaries 9, Casey Parker Is Boy Crazy, Throated 12, Babysitters, Flower's Squirt Shower 5, Broken, Blow Me Sandwich 11, Total Interactive Control of Sasha Grey, Neighbor Affair 6, Innocence: Brat, Keep 'Em Cummin', Squirt Gangbang, The Neighbors, Odd Jobs 2, Slam It! In a Slut, Strap Attack 6, Control 7, Grand Theft Anal 11, Spunk'd 7, The Skin Trade, House of Ass 7, First Time Ball Busters, Naughty Flipside, Barefoot Confidential 49, Whack Jobs 2, Best of Hush Hush: Sasha Grey & Barbie Cummings, Performers of the Year, All Alone 2, My First Porn 8, Anal Acrobats, Feeding Frenzy 9, Bitchcraft 2, Head Case 2, Wet Food, The Doll House 3, Naughty Book Worms 7, Naughty America 4 Her 3, Barefoot Confidential 50, In Your Face 4, Teenage Whores 2, Meet the Fuckers 7, 2 Young to Fall in Love 4, Asstravaganza 3, Stimula, Bullets & Burlesque, Erotic Seductions, Homo Erectus, Screen Dreams 2, Pussy Cats 2, Filth Cums First 3, POV Cock Suckers 5, My Dirty Angels 8, Swallow My Children, Squirt Facials, Shay Jordan: Video Nasty, White Chicks Gettin' Black Balled 22, Sex Toy Teens, Sexual Freak 3, Suck It Dry 3, Slut Puppies 2, Gang Bang 5, Sasha Grey Superslut, Smokin Hot, Teenage Anal Princess 5, Swallow My Squirt 4, Fuck Slaves, Sex Slaves 2, The Girl Next Door 2, Cum Fart Cocktails 5, Assault That Ass 9, Twisted Vision 4, Tight Teen Twats 2, Bring'um Young 23, Shane vs. Boz, 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 8, My First Porn 7, I'm a Big Girl Now 6, Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge, Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic 4, In Thru the Back Door, Illegal Ass 2, House of Ass 3, Teenage Heartbreakers, 2 Big 2 Be True 4, Gang Bang My Face, Share My Cock! 4, Teenstravaganza!, Barely Legal 62, 50 to 1 4, Black Cock Addiction 2, Oral Supremacy, Daddy's Little Princess 2, Face Fucking, Inc., Best of Blackzilla, Pop Goes the Weasel, Freaky First Timers 2, Teenage Peach Fuzz 3, Fuck for Dollars 3, Rich Little Bitch A2m 10. Not that we’ve seen them of course.

Katie Holmes

Katie makes some startling revelations in the accompanying interview. For example, she likes Scrabble. OMG! Scrabble is really a pretty great game. A lot of people think it's about getting the biggest word, which really is a considerable schoolboy error. It's about maximum points, not chucking down something in Latin.




















You can, for example, earn massive points with a well placed X. Line that up next to an A and an E so that you get 'AX' and 'EX'? That's loads of points right there. Get that on a triple letter square, or even better a triple word square, and that's just about the best feeling you're going to have all day. Unless there's going to be massive amounts of sex at some point during your day. In which case, good for you.

Katie Holmes looks pretty hot in Marie Claire

Katie Holmes is essentially quite attractive. Everyone fancied her when she was in Dawson's Creek, unless they were a girl who likes boys or a boy who likes boys. But since she turned to Scientology, a religion that makes people just seem quite weird and a bit spooky, she seems a bit Stepford Wifey. People don't talk about her in the same way. However, in the new issue of Marie Claire – which you'll no doubt be rushing out to buy – she looks very good indeed.

Blake Lively looks sexy on the Late Show

Here’s Blake Lively in New York, and she looks rather good. She was appearing on the Late Show with David Letterman, who may have fancied his chances after his revelations about some of his history with women from his show last year. But we’re sure he was a true pro and kept eye contact at all times.Fortunately for the rest of us we don’t have to, and if you look hard enough you can tell that her dress is actually see-through. But don’t get too giddy now, there’s not a lot to be seen. Apparently Blake has only ever kissed three men in her life. She doesn’t mention women though; so…more digging is definitely needed on this subject as a matter of urgency. FHM – at the cutting edge of investigative journalism to make your lives better.

A premiere for the movie The Town in Boston a few weeks ago also had Blake looking belting in black, and a bit bustier too (all in the name of alliteration):

Laura Zielinski is good at wearing M&S lingerie

Every morning, the FHM crew has a little chat. We talk about what we watched on telly last night (This is England ’86 – hea-vee) and what we had for dinner (jerk chicken platter from Negril in Brixton – dee-lish).

We also talk about what girl news stories we’re each doing, to ensure two of us don’t do the same one. (If that happens FHM.com Editor Adam Gold 'brings the pain'.) Today, when Laura Zielinski was mentioned, FHM Head Writer Olly Richards said, “Who’s she?”

Good question, FHM Head Writer Olly Richards. It’s that kind of inquisitive nature that gets you places.

Laura Zielinski is a 20-year-old law student from Hartlepool, who won a competition to front Marks & Spencer’s new DD-plus lingerie range.

Megan Fox at Armani fashion show

Former Transformers star, Megan Fox, 24, was on the front row at the Armani spring/summer fashion show in Milan, doing what she does best: looking attractive.Dressed in a rather fetching Armani suit-dress type thing, Megan, accompanied by actor husband Brian Austin-Green, met with George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis to watch the annual show which showcases the latest gear from the label which she models underwear for.

Megan recently quit the role that made her famous, as Mikaela Banes in Transformers, because of differences with Director Michael Bay, who she compared to a certain Nazi dictator in a 2009 interview after he made comments on her weight. How pleasant.

So if your not a fan of Megan’s appearance: keep your opinions to yourself, Adolf.

Luckily, for disappointed fans of the series, Megan was swiftly replaced as Shia LaBeouf’s love interest by British lovely Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. thus proving that every cloud does, in fact, have a silver lining.

Her last major screen outing was in black comedy/horror Jennifer’s Body. A film which could not even be saved by the fact that Megan goes topless in one of the scenes? Impossible, you say? You clearly haven’t seen the film. It's almost not shit.

But in between making awful films and hurling abuse at Hollywood directors, Megan also turns up to stuff looking nice and has her picture taken. What a good person she is.

Here's a gallery of Megan wearing some more Armani stuff. Not as much this time, though.

Britney Spears stars in Glee

Just a small town girl (Britney Spears was born in McComb, Mississippi), livin' in a lonely world (She’s been divorced at only 28) She took the midnight train goin' anywhere (probably LA) Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit He took the midnight train goin' anywhere A singer in a smokey room (That’ll damage her voice) A smell of wine and cheap perfume (She’s released her own, for the record it smells like carrion)For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on (and on and on and on and on) Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard (that’ll be the fans) Their shadows searching in the night Streetlights people, living just to find emotion (dedicated fan base, we interviewed a Britney ‘superfan’ once!) Hiding, somewhere in the night Working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice, just one more time (She’s had a few comebacks)The dice thing is a good metaphor for that) Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues (her voice is way to high for the blues) Oh, the movie never ends (Crossroads anyone? It goes on and on and on and on (and on and on and on and on).

Kelly Brook and Vanessa Hudgens, together at last

Kelly Brook is literally everywhere at the moment. Well, not literally, obviously. If she was literally everywhere she'd be omnipotent, like God. She'd be a good god. More people would be be Christian if Kelly Brook was God. All though maybe they'd then be called Brookians. We don't know. This is too early to go off on weird tangents; that's for paragraph three.
But Kelly has been 'on the scene' a great deal since appearing in Piranha 3D (if we were being really self-serving we'd say that it's actually since she appeared on our July cover – but we're not). Last night, Kelly Brook was at a party for a launch of a fragrance called Guess Seductive. She looked like this.
Kelly Brook at Guess Seductive launch
That is a good way to look. Kelly Brook always looks good, but in the words of many a cartoon wolf, ha-wah-wee-wah-wah. She looks amazing. She's so pretty. Look at her excellent face.
Kelly Brook close up

That is a face that there is absolutely nothing wrong with. She looks like a pin-up from the 1940s. But she's better than someone from the 1940s because she's not in her late '60s. Win. Also at the party last night was Vanessa Hudgens, who was hosting.Vanessa Hudgens is one of our current obsessions, along with Emma Stone and Mad Men. Unlike Mad Men, Vanessa Hudgens looks really great in leather boots. That's the only way in which they differ. That and all the other ways.

Naomi Campbell naked in Russia

40-year-old Naomi Campbell is best known for being a bit cross. Shouty, camera punchy and generally a bit of a nightmare. But there's no sign of that in her new photo shoot for Russian GQ. We know it's Russian because we recognised the Cyrillic alphabet. She looks happy and care free as she reclines with an enormous snake, which we think is an albino Burmese python. Naomi has had a fraught time recently after allegedly handling some hooky diamonds.

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On 1 July 2010, Campbell was summoned by the war crimes trial against Charles Taylor, the 22nd President of Liberia at the UN-backed Special Court for Sierra Leone in Leidschendam near The Hague to give evidence on receiving a blood diamond. Not appearing at the trial as summoned is punishable by up to 7 years in prison. Despite initially refusing to attend, Campbell was eventually subpoenaed and appeared as scheduled as a witness for the prosecution on 5 August 2010, Campbell apparently told the court hat this was a big inconvenience for her, she's real nice like that.

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We weren't invited to the court, apparently we just don't cut it with the legal eagles over at county anymore. Once again it's one rule for court appointed, highly skilled legal reporters and another for flakey men's lifestyle website writers.

Rachel Bilson went to Paris Fashion Week

Good news: There’s another fashion week going on (this one’s in Paris) which means lots of good-looking fashionista’s showing up in one place. Bad news: this is the last big one for a while. Rachel Bilson is obviously very keen on her fashion, because we found her at the Milan week, and now she’s in Paris. What a jet-setter eh?

Maintenant, voici une image de Rachel:

Cheryl Cole launches ring collection, Primrose

Oh Cheryl Cole, Alan Partridge never had it this easy. The Girls Aloud singer went out last night for her first official public appearance since getting malaria in the summer and feeling all woozy for a few weeks. These photos of Cheryl, taken outside Nobu ‘order the black cod mate’ restaurant in London, were taken because 1) Cheryl Cole was in a party dress and 2) because Cheryl Cole was launching Primrose, a ring collection for luxury jewellery firm Grisgogno. They were not taken because Cheryl Cole is pregnant, getting back together with Ashley Cole, having a new tattoo or unveiling a posh, glossy poster with a picture of her face on it.Cheryl often turns out for The X-Factor judging panel wearing Grisgorno jewellery, and last night she complemented her trinkets with a gold sequinned dress and an umbrella. Because it was raining. Also in attendance were bandmates Kimberley Walsh and Nicola Roberts, as well as that man Louis Walsh. Cheryl Cole’s hair performed as magnificently as it always does, with some people who really like hair speculating that Cheryl Cole’s latest bob is better than Cheryl Cole’s 2009 style. Got an opinion? Be careful where you say it – people who know lots about hair are very excitable and have easy access to scissors and should not, under any circumstances, be fucked with.

Laura Vandervoort is super in Smallville

Now don't go worrying that we're going to give anything away, because we are. Well only a little bit. The pictures are the only giveaway; Laura Vandervoort is looking really quite hot dressed up as Supergirl in Smallville.

These are images from the latest series to air in the States, so that means we'll be miles behind this point as usual - but you can see her here now, and then again later on the telly. Swell.
We've got no idea what she's actually up to in the episode, but that's clearly not the point so if you want to know that we're afraid you'll have to find out yourself. We only bring you the important stuff like this:Isn't it great that our world is blessed with ridiculously hot blondes who have superpowers and star in television series?! OK well maybe they don't actually have superpowers, but Laura and Hayden Panettiere don't half have the power to make most men's eyes widen to the same extent as when we see 'Free Bar' on an invitation.Rumour has it that if Laura and Hayden were in the same room the world would implode as God showed his rage for their perfection being in such close proximity*. As a group of people willing to push the boundaries of the world we would try to set it up to see if the rumour is true, but we're likely to implode if we set eyes on either of them in the flesh. Sorry.