We have the proof, thanks to W magazine
If you’ve already seen the latest pictures of the Victoria’s Secret girls having a great time partying with Katy Perry last night at the opening of the VS fashion show, you may have noticed that there was one noticeable absentee – Miranda Kerr.
While all the 27-year-old Aussie’s lingerie model buddies, including Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were partying the night away with Russell Brand’s missus, Miranda was stuck inside, probably talking to her husband Orlando Bloom about all the terrible films he’s been part of, the time he had to parody himself in Extras and how he’s unintentionally ruined her modelling career. Or has he?
Pregnancy doesn’t seem to have stopped Miranda over the past few months, as we have seen her look miraculously un-pregnant in Spanish Vogue magazine and in recent Victoria’s Secret shoots. And now she’s only gone and done a Demi Moore and posed naked showing off her bump and that for W magazine. The very same W magazine that Kim Kardashian got naked and silver for. We like W magazine.
So, just in case you had your doubts, this is about as conclusive a proof as you’re going to get that she is pregnant.
This survey deserves very little recognition as a basis for fact but as an experiment in self-perception it is perhaps more interesting. Not much more, but slightly more. Also on the list of the top ten conventional women's faces were Cherie Blair and Deborah Meaden (the chirpy one from Dragon's Den), and on the men's side included Prince Harry, James Corden and Usher. 3,000 men and women were questioned in the survey, and on being asked where they placed themselves in terms of attractiveness, on a scale of one to ten, the total average rated at 5.5. Britons, we are selling ourselves short. Let's go outside, take off all our clothes and celebrate each other's beauty. Until we get arrested, anyhow.
It's an interesting concept for a film, because it touches upon the inherent duality of consciousness and identity. In being played through the lens of someone with a mental disorder, it extends the metaphor to a practical setting. So we recommend you go and see it, if not for educational purposes then to see another brilliant performance from the endlessly versalite actress. We can forget about career blips such as Gothika and, ahem, Catwoman (for which she won a Razzie), because the good stuff indubitably drowns out the bad.
Blake has just started filming the fourth season of Gossip Girl, which we're like, so excited about, like. Like so excited, that like when it comes here, we're going to throw a pajama party and it'll be, like, sooo cool. But, like, there's only enough room for like ten people, so it'll have to be only our BFFs and, like, nobody else. So you better start being really nice to us.
It's been a lucrative little side-earner for Dannii, and much needed, considering her main income relies on the weekly appearance on X Factor. And that's only for a couple hours in itself. So, a quick calculation, taking the average hourly wage at £5.93 per hour, means that at best she's earning twelve quid a pop for each appearance on the show. Which isn't really fair, when you consider that Simon Cowell is worth around £200 million. The man drives a hard bargain. So, this is a plea on Dannii's behalf. If you want Dannii Minogue to have a roof under her head this Christmas, and a plentiful lunch which will stave off the gnawing hunger for another day, then please, buy Project D today. Or pledge just £2 a month to the Minogue Family Foundation. Your help could save their lives.
Moss’s award is not the first compliment paid towards the leggy blond. Back in 2008, a gold statue of the supermodel was made as part of a British Museum exhibition. It reportedly cost an estimated £1.5million to commission. But, right, the 36-year-old is certainly worth far more than her weight in gold. See what we did there? Puns are fun.
