This is Blake Lively. She is hot

Yes, her name sounds like something a drill instructor might bellow. But the fact this 22-year-old is even on your radar (she was a new entry in 2010's 100 Sexiest results) is testament to her perfect Californian looks and body: so far her biggest film role was The SisterHood Of The Traveling Pants. Shit. But hold on: she's got a big upcoming role as Carol Ferris in superhero film Green Lantern, opposite Ryan Reynolds. Which means - nerd alert - she'll later become the cool villain Star Sapphire. And that means - gay alert - you can now legitametely watch her in Gossip Girl as 'research'.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Scott Pilgrim premiere

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is lovely. She is also in the new movie Scott Pilgrim, in which she plays Ramona, the beloved of the titular Scott. She has seven evil exes whom Scott must defeat in order to be allowed to marry her. True story: Mary Elizabeth was in our office yesterday, just 15 feet away from where we sit. She was doing something at Empire magazine. She didn't come over and say hello. Bit rude, but forgiven. Anyway, last night she was at the premiere for Scott Pilgrim, looking lovely.There is some debate in the office over whether Mary Elizabeth looks better in Scott Pilgrim or in real, actual life. The picture below-left is how she looks in Scott Pilgrim, below-right is how she looks in real life. Maybe it depends on whether or not you're into girls who work in Forbidden Planet.

Doutzen Kroes has a secret

We love 25-year-old Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes . So much so we struggle to convey it with words, so instead we’ll post an extract from TS Eliot’s poem The Wasteland which accurately conveys the sense of loss we feel at never having been able to smell her hair.

“What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water.
Only There is shadow under this red rock, 25
(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”

Kelly Brook in tight leggings

The lovely, vivacious and did we say busty Kelly Brook has been out and about in Los Angeles having a lovely walk around in the sun. The 30-year-old looked happy and relaxed as she strolled through the streets of the City of Angels in a billowy vest, leggings and needle sharp heels. She was all smiles as she picked up her dry cleaning with her pal.Brook has been the consummate Hollywood starlet of late as she worked the press lines for her new film Piranha 3D. So it’s nice to see he looking a bit more au natural, not that it affects her hotness in any way. It might even enhance it.Think about it, the Kelly Brook we see at premieres and in amazing photo shoots is great, but you couldn’t kick back on a Sunday morning with her and have a nice fry-up, but you definitely could with this one. A few too many drinks the night before, bit tipsy when you get home, some light frottage, then a full night sleep followed by a relaxing Sunday spent grazing and watching telly while nuzzling her chest. Doesn’t that sound nice?

Konnie Huq has the X Factor

Former FHM cover girl Konnie Huq has had an interesting career. Since the 35-year-old came to our attention while presenting revered BBC children’s magazine show Blue Peter, we’ve seen her present plane racing and now she’s landed the gig of gig with the back stage reporters gig for The X Factor. The premiere show of the new series aired on Saturday to several billion viewers and Huq was there capturing the whole thing. The former children’s TV presenter spent a long while at Blue Peter leaping off things and building stuff from cardboard, but now she’s grown up and to prove it she’s shot a steamy photo shoot for weekly magazine Look. She sprawls on the bed and discusses her secret engagement to FHM’s favourite acerbic TV columnist Charlie Brooker.People were surprised when the pair were outed, but Huq maintains they’re not as different as you think. “We've known each other for years. We met at the Edinburgh Festival and always got on well. We're constantly laughing, that's the brilliant thing about our relationship, it's so much fun.I've got more of an evil sense of humour than people realise and although Charlie's job is to be critical he's more of a softie than you'd think.”

Hot Elin Nordegren's divorce makes her rich

Any woman that can chase an SUV down the street with a golf club has got a bit of fire in her. Unfortunately for Tiger Woods, it was his 30-year-old ex-model Swedish wife. Elin joined Hillary Clinton on the pantheon of most publicly humilated women ever when revelations of Tiger's sleazeballing broke last year. Nor can she have been too chuffed when his "indefinite" break from golf turned into 'just a few months'. Hopefully, the fact that she came 65th in this year's 100 Sexiest poll helped cheer her up a bit. That, and the stratospheric $100m divorce settlement she's expected to receive after their divorce was confirmed today.

Jessica Alba has a bit of cavort

Jessica Alba seems to be around quite a lot at the moment, probably because she's making a mini comeback in the movie Machete, in which she'll play, according to the synopsis, "a beautiful Immigrations Officer torn between enforcing the law and doing what is right". That's a very difficult role to make sound sexy, which is why you cast Jessica Alba. She's been doing the promotion rounds for the film, which included an excellent shoot for Cosmopolitan

Jessica Alba at the Machete premiere

Jessica Alba was at the premiere of her new movie, Machete, yesterday. The film is the latest from Robert Rodriguez, the director of El Mariachi and Planet Terror. Is it pretty much redundant to say she looked amazing? Of course she looked amazing, she's JESSICA ALBA. In the film she plays some sort of customs officer, which sounds like a totally boring character to play, but she still looks amazing in all the clips we've seen. These are examples of how she looked amazing.

Miss Universe heads to New York

Jimena Navarrete, whose name sends spell check into violent fits, was recently crowned Miss Universe. She has evidently begun her trip around the universe she now commands* as she was photographed in New York just yesterday.
She was visiting The Today Show, which is one of America's biggest morning TV programmes. Imagine GMTV but with even more enforced grinning and lots of items about being true to your own dreams and loving yourself on the inside. She talked about the responsibility of being Miss Universe.

Lindsay Lohan has busted out

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail a few weeks ago, as we diligently told you here on FHM.com. However, we can now bring you the news that Lindsay Lohan has busted out in a whole new kind of way, that's right pun fans, we weren't referring to a jail break but rather the taught black top, which has her braless breasts swinging like the chariots of yore.
Some may claim that this is in fact not news, those people would probably be right. But you know what the thing about people is? People like sexy things and Lindsay Lohan is most definitely a sexy thing. Other sexy things include lingerie, the Kama Sutra and Marks & Spencer adverts.
Being sexy is actually quite difficult, because whilst trying to achieve 'the sexy', people can often stray in to other type casts, such as slutty, desperate and a bit bloody scary. Today we'll take you through the looks Lindsay Lohan is rocking whilst buying Pepsi.