Eva Mendes at The Other Guys film premiere

head while drooling over a sweaty, stocking-clad Mendes advertising Calvin Klein undercrackers. Still, six stitches or not, we can't stay mad at this Miami-born 36-year-old. Partly because actress Natasha Alam gives her "a ten for snogging" (in 2008 chick flick The Woman), partly because Hitch has been on the telly so often we're convinced we're husband and wife.

Eva Mendes at The Other Guys premiere

So it's always good to stumble across pictures of 'the missus' out and about looking gaw-geous. Here's Eva Mendes gleaming on the red carpet for the Los Angeles premiere of cop comedy The Other Guys, starring Mendes, Will Ferrell, Michael Keaton, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L Jackson and Dwayne Johnson. It looks like it might be good fun after a couple of beers. Here's the trailer:

AnnaLynne McCord is a sexy alien

AnnaLynne McCord could be an alien, we're not sure, we're just going on the big shiny space bling she's rocking on her hand, but she could be. Why is she here on Earth? We don't know, but we can surmise why she might be, with some ridiculous guesses. Which we will1 \ Inter-species breeding.

We can hope that her lonely planet, sent a lone sexy ranger in to the vast expanse of space to get down and dirty with human men, rather than anything practical like getting technology or probing cows.2 \ To destroy the human race.

This is probably our least favourite option, because we would die, which would suck, because it's Friday. It would be much better to die on a Monday or a Tuesday, because then, you know, you've had the weekend and that to live your life to the full. And catch up on Hollyoaks.
3 \ To play Call of Duty.
Lord knows, that we love Call of Duty, you love Call of Duty and no doubt, when our martian mates come flying on down, they'll love Call of Duty too, before you can say: "YOU JUST GOT JUST GOT PWNED, MOTHER SUCKAA!!"

Abbey Clancy nearly got wet This Morning

Abbey Clancy was a very welcome special guest on the This Morning television show yesterday, wearing grey lace-up heeled boots and an excellent red dress that fluttered oh-so-tantalisingly in the wind. It was, we suspect, never in danger of fluttering so far in the wrong direction that it sensationally unveiled her pants. But the possibility was definitely there, which was ample excitement for any man who witnessed the occasion in between trying not to miss his mouth with spoonfuls of cornflakes. Oh, and she nearly got wet as she pulled a lever and dunked male models in a tub of water. But she didn’t (just a couple of minor splashes). And then we went to work.

Eva Mendes still being excellent

Eva Mendes is absolutely smashing it at the moment. She has a new movie out called The Other Guys, with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, which means she's going to lots of premieres, the most recent being in New York. Because she is a professional she is turning up to these premieres looking like a little bit of Heaven on Earth, in a dress. See how lovely she looks. Ah, Eva.

Eva Mendes at The Other Guys New York premiere

Little known facts about Eva Mendes:

1/ She studied marketing at university. We didn't even know this was a subject you could do a degree in. Sounds a bit vague, like majoring in 'working in a shop' or 'something related to farming equipment'.

2/ She appeared in the video for Will Smith's song Miami. She was sitting in a car and mouthing the 'something something Miami' line. It was in Spanish or something. We could look it up but we didn't. Hey ho.

3/ She was teased at school for her 'buck teeth'. There is literally nothing wrong with her teeth. Kids are horrible.

Eva Mendes The Other Guys Premiere (Face)

4/ She does a really good impression of a mannequin. See, amazing.

Eva Mendes - Other Guys Premiere - Full Body

Paris Hilton in a see through top

29-year-old Paris Hilton is having a superb summer. Partying with on a boat, drinking champagne, dancing and scratching…She’s been doing loads. But now she’s back in LA and keeping a low profile in this see through lacy top, cap and ridiculous high heels. FHM’s a bit hungover today. We went to one of our lovely colleagues leaving do’s last night. As a result, we’re a bit sad today, but we’re going to take solace in the wise words of Ms. Hilton. Just remember to replace ‘women’ and ‘girls’ with men, then enjoy a choice Hilton gallery.“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."

“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday”

“The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.”
“No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.”

“I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and ... everybody's hot.”

Christina Aguilera is a cop now?

Christina Aguilera, the 29-year-old diva mother is set to appear in her first film called Burlesque. Where unsurprisingly she’ll play a burlesque dancer. And here are some early stills of her as a sexy policewoman, or police person. After this picture, you can find the super sexy life affirming plot.

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"Ali (Christina Aguilera) is a small-town girl with a big voice who escapes hardship and an uncertain future to follow her dreams to Los Angeles. After stumbling upon The Burlesque Lounge, a majestic but ailing theater that is home to an inspired musical revue, Ali lands a job as a cocktail waitress from Tess (Cher), the club’s proprietor and headliner. Burlesque’s outrageous costumes and bold choreography enrapture the young ingenue, who vows to perform there one day. Soon enough, Ali builds a friendship with a featured dancer named Gerogia (Julianne Hough), finds an enemy in a troubled, jealous performer named Nikki (Kristen Bell), and garners the affection of a bartender and fellow musician Jack (Cam Gigandet)."

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"With the help of a sharp-witted stage manager (Stanley Tucci) and gender-bending host named Alexis (Alan Cumming), Ali makes her way from the bar to the stage. Her spectacular voice restores The Burlesque Lounge to its former glory, though not before a charismatic entrepreneur Marcus Gerber (Eric Dane) arrives with an enticing proposal."

Lindsay Lohan secret jail video!

Lately, we’ve been asking each other questions like:

1. “What are you having for dinner tonight, Josh?”

2. “If this [orange vuvuzela] was constantly attached to me, would you still be my friend?”
3. “Does anyone know how to print on headed paper?”

4. “Is Tom in today?”

“I’m not sure; his Tupperware is empty…”

5. “Do you think we should make that bit a bit bigger?”
6. “If Hot Chip was your boyfriend, what would be your favourite sexual position?”

7. “Josh, when was the last time you ate a pear?”

8. “What the hell is going on with Lindsay Lohan?”

The answers, for your delectation, were thus:
1. Josh had chicken fajitas. And enjoyed them very much indeed, thank you.

2. Yes. In fact, we’d probably like you more.

3. No. They don’t.
4. Tom was coming in. He was just running a bit late because he was singing ‘Born To Be Wild’ at 3am in a karaoke bar he can’t remember the name or location of. He does remember eating some prawn rolls, though.

5. Yes. If in doubt, always go BIG.

6. No answer. Josh deemed one raised eyebrow an adequate response.
7. Josh hasn’t had a pear for a long time. But he did eat a pomegranate a few months ago on holiday.

8. [And, the actual point of this story…] THIS is what’s been going on with Lindsay Lohan:

Lindsay Lohan has done another raunchy photoshoot

Linday Lohan is a busy lady, especially when she has been in prison, all things considered she's been busier than us, having rolled out three photo shoots, found God and grabbed just about every headline going.

Well, maybe she hasn't been that busy, as most of those photoshoots were probably before she went to the big house, but still, it's impressive. Mainly because her boobalicious pictures look pretty damn sexy, as we were expecting her to emerge all tattooed and butch.
Anyway, enough about what could have been, lets talk about what is, which is Lindsay Lohan wearing a balaclava, with her tits out.



To be honest of all the places she could have chosen to sit this probably wasn't the most comfortable. In fact it's probably quite dangerous, be careful Lindsay, don't fall and hurt your lovely bottom.

















You know what this picture needs? Some varnish to seal up that cabinet, sure it may look worn, like a relaxed chique, but you can't beat some solid mahogany, that'll never let you down. Oh yeah, Lindsay looks nice too.

Vanessa Hudgens is a druggy stripper now

Vanessa Hudgens is most famous for the High School Musical movies, which were a few years ago now. Like almost any young actress who starts out all squeaky clean and Disneyfied (aside from those leaked naked pictures) she's now going for a more 'grown up' image. Which means prancing about pretending to be a hooker with HIV.

Vanessa starred this weekend in a new version of the musical Rent at the Hollywood Bowl. The story's about lots of people in '80s New York having STDs, being addicted to drugs and generally feeling quite sad, and Vanessa plays a drug-addicted S&M stripper who unfortunately contracts HIV. But that's depressing. What's not depressing is how incredible she looked. Apparently she was also pretty good at the acting and the singing.














This is not Vanessa's only effort to move into an acting career that won't see her plastered across pencil cases and lunchboxes. She'll also star in Sucker Punch, from the director of 300 and Watchmen. The trailer for that is pretty insane. It has beautiful women, a dragon and a samurai ninja. There's literally nothing you can add to that to make it better.

Ashley Greene looking hot in Los Angeles

Twilight actress Ashley Greene has been snapped getting out of a Porsche Cayman in Los Angeles. Unfortunately, the man she was spotted with was a Jonas brother. ‘Jonas brother’ is a derogatory term in the American lexicon, often used as an adjective to describe a male who is a total pussy, or as an exclamatory phrase to precede a request to pass the remote. But the Jonas brother Ashley Greene was spotted with was actually one of the Jonas brothers. The one called Joe.
Most excitingly, she’s currently filming comedy LOL: Laughing Out Loud, which, given that it also stars Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore, sounds like a true convergence of all that http://last-celeb-news.blogspot.com/.com hold true to our immature and shamelessly voyeuristic hearts.

Miley Cyrus has no clothes

The clothes that Miley Cyrus wears are often the topic of hot debate. That’s because she doesn’t wear very many.

When she was 15, she appeared in Vanity Fair, apparently topless. She was wrapped in a bedsheet, but parents around the globe were still outraged.“We are outraged,” they said. Probably.
"I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologise to my fans who I care so deeply about," she said.
In light of all that, it’s a bit difficult to know how to react to Miley’s current venture, which entails selling off her clothes for charity. That's nice of her, raising money for 'Get Ur Good On' – an organisation aimed at encouraging youngsters to use voluntary services. But not proper syntax, apparently.
“There’s amazing charities right here in America. You don’t have to travel 30 hours… you don’t have to give a billion dollars. It’s not about how much or how far, it’s about looking at your neighbors and seeing how you can help. This isn’t just stuff that’s all over the world, it’s right here, it’s right next to you. It’s important to get involved.”We couldn’t agree more. Genuinely.
But some outraged parents might lambast Miley for flogging all her clothes, fearing she’ll be left to waltz around naked. We’re giving her the benefit of the doubt. Good things for charity AND a naked hot girl – that’s what they call in the States, a “no brainer”.