Happy Birthday, Jennifer Aniston!

Jennifer Aniston is lonely and goes through enough inner turmoil on a daily basis. We don't need her feeling left out and pathetic on her 42nd birthday, too!

We're kidding. Mostly. Jen swears she's happy, despite what you may have heard, and we believe it. She's single, yes, but what's not to love about her life?
She parlayed her success from Friends into a long, absurdly lucrative career of bad romantic comedies. Not a not to complain about ... except Brangelina.
We're sure rumors of a reconciliation/love child with Brad or playing mind games with Ange will surface soon. For today, let's just stick to the positives.
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Tonya Harding and Joseph Price: Expecting!

Tonya Harding is going to be a mom. We're already praying for that kid.
The former figure skating champ, felon and amateur porn star and her husband, Joseph Price, are expecting “any time,” the 40-year-old confirms.
Tonya's pregnant with a boy and “super excited.” This should end well.

PICTURE OF HAPPINESS: In other news, Joe Price agreed to marry Tonya Harding at some point last year. Crazy world! Just watch your knees, dude ...

Lindsay Lohan White Dress Sells Out After Sexiest Arraignment Ever

Want to dress like an accused jewel thief?
You don't need an orange jumpsuit, although Lindsay Lohan may be donning one of those soon enough. A tight white dress she wore to her Wednesday arraignment on grand theft charges has become the talk of the celebrity fashion world.
It's also sold out at online retailers. God bless America!

MAKING A STATEMENT: We don't mean her not guilty plea, either. Lindsay Lohan pictures from court this week? Not un-hot! [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

While we don't recommend it at your next arraignment, the "Glavis" dress, by Kimberly Ovitz, retails for $575 and is from the designer's pre-fall collection.
Lohan's choice of white was inspired, she says, to represent her innocence. Deep. It also made it her stand out in all the outside-the-courthouse mayhem.
Some are claiming Lohan was paid to wear the dress to give Ovitz some exposure and a jump in sales. If so, she may or may not have stolen that too.

To Whom is Ellen DeGeneres Related?

We've always know that Ellen DeGeneres was comedic royalty.
But it turns out the former American Idol host actually has some soon-to-be royal blood inside of her.
Ellen revealed on her talk show yesterday that she received a letter from the New England Genealogical society and it told her she was a 15th cousin of Prince William's fiancee, Kate Middleton. Who knew?!?

Joked the comedian:

"I'm definitely invited to the wedding now... Let me know if you need me to plan the bachelorette party. Because I found some straws that are shaped like... well, never mind."

Rihanna Wants Contact With Chris Brown

Rihanna is cool with Chris Brown being in contact with her again.
Let's be clear in that it's unclear just how much contact they plan on having. But her lawyer says she would like the restraining order against Brown lifted, which would enable him to get close to her again without risking getting thrown in jail.
Whatever the motivation, she's come a long way since 2009.

Brown requested the court drop the restraining order recently.

Rihanna's attorney Donald Etra says she "does not object" to reducing it to a "do not annoy" order, allowing contact as long as Chris doesn't harass/molest her.
Chris initially asked for the reduction, but the court needed to know how Rihanna felt before ruling. The order has not been changed yet, but it could be soon.
Again, this could be as simple as her doing him a favor. The No Contact Order being in place puts him at risk of prosecution. But you have to wonder.
Might they rekindle the romance, or at least friendship, in the future?