Megan Fox and husband take photo at Disneyland

There’s nothing like seeing Megan Fox enjoying a Thanksgiving break in the arms of her new husband, Brian Austin Green, to put a spectacular dampener on things. Unless, of course, you do the PR for Disneyland, in which case you’re slapping Minnie Mouse on the tush and quoting the A-Team’s Colonel John ‘Hannibal’ Smith while simultaneously regretting doing so even as the words fall shambolically and irrevocably from your mouth.

But even if you’re not that guy, it sucks. It wasn’t that long ago that Megan Fox was carefree and on the market, dropping soundbites about her irrepressible libido and looking down cameras like she wanted to eat whoever was on the other side of the lens. Technically at least, she could still have been your wife. Then along came Brian Austin Green. Imagine texting your mate, ‘Just nailed Megan Fox, LOL’, and not be lying.

Nowadays, she’s all business. Look at this picture below. Ugh. So smug. So professional. So house-trained. She’s clearly still having newly-wed sex marathons but only after she’s rustled up a good chicken casserole from one of her mum’s recipes and put it on the heat for when Brian gets hungry. Megan Fox, what have you done?

Megan Fox walking around in Los Angeles
Business time: Megan Fox dresses smart. For something.

Megan Fox at Disneyland with Brian Austin Green