Katherine Jenkins ran a race

30-year-old Welsh warbler Katherine Jenkins took part in the Admiral Swansea Bay race 10k run over the weekend. The forces favourite looked fit and healthy in orange vest and jogging bottoms as she put foot to floor in the gruelling race. The opera wonder smiled throughout and even found time to pose for beloved Twitter in a series of photos. It was super exciting to follow, real edge of your seat stuff. One highlight was tweeted about 20 hours ago via Echofon when she said “Water sto at 5k 34 min.” Then shortly after came the nail biting announcement that she was “Nearly there.”We jest, but we’re actually impressed, she ran a long way and earned thousands for charity. All we did at the weekend was move from the computer to the sofa and back again. In fact, it what can be considered the polar opposite of running a 10k for charity, we went to the café near our flat, ordered the mega breakfast, settled down with the paper and then uttered the immortal phrase, “actually, can we get that to take away?” Yes, we ‘went there’ we ordered a greasy fry-up and took it home and plated it up, just like we were bloody kings or something. We didn’t rise anything for charity, but we still had a blast. Three cheers for Katherine though, hip hip…

The Saturdays did a London gig

Seeing as they don’t do anything on any other day of the week, The Saturdays took to the stage on – you’ve guessed it – Saturday night. Ok well they might actually make use of the other six days, which is a bonus for us as we would only get the opportunity to look at them once a week otherwise. *Shiver*. The thought.

Still, they were true to their name in London this weekend, and Mollie even had the courtesy to wear a top that was never going to hide her bra – what a thoughtful woman.Not to be outdone, Frankie got in on the action too. In fact, they all did. Whoever designed these outfits for them all, we salute you.Ok so the fashion gurus among you might point out that it looks like it’s just all part of the outfit, but if you’re doing that you really need to rethink your goals in life. “Oh that’s not a bra, it’s part of the dress!” Well maybe make sure you don’t make that kind of observation out loud in front of your mates? Just a thought.

Now we’re sure you’ve got a favourite – or will have by the time you’ve finished looking through all of these – so in the interests of fairness here’s Una:

Hayden Panettiere drinking at Oktoberfest

The really-rather-good-looking Hayden Panettiere fancied a beer, so naturally she headed to Munich. Yes, the Heroes beauty took it upon herself to literally keep up with the Kardashians and joined in the fun at Oktoberfest this weekend.

Fully clad in her own take on the Bavarian get-up, just as Kim Kardashian also had last week, Hayden flexed her biceps to put beer to mouth. Well, we assume she did – either that or she just stood around holding a tankard and smiling. Either way is fine with us.

The 21-year-old was at the festival with Wladimir Klitschko, which could well have been his training camp if he followed the Ricky Hatton regime between fights: Beer, kebab, beer, kebab, beer. Surely Klitschko must include long, intense sessions of 'looking at Hayden' too. Who wouldn't?Miss Panettiere is actually stood with Klitschko here, but after a long meeting and many cross-continental phone calls we decided that we’d leave him out and keep Hayden in. It was a tough call under immense pressure but that’s what separates us from, well, boxing websites.

Now we could try and decide who looked hotter between Hayden and Kim, but after our last attempt to do that with Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman in Venice still fresh in the memory, we’ll leave it. One thing that is for sure though: interest in traditional Bavarian costumes just went skywards.

Rachel Bilson met Heidi Klum at Milan Fashion Show

Rachel Bilson got to meet Heidi Klum at the Milan Fashion Week, which we are sure was very enjoyable for her. After the weekend, the week continued (funny, that) and the rather nice Miss Bilson was in attendance, fresh from necking with a rather fine blonde number on How I Met Your Mother in the U.S last week – we still have that to look forward to on these shores.

And while Rachel and Heidi were busy become BFF’s, Megan Fox made an appearance too. Of course, she didn’t need to meet anyone; she’s Megan Fox for crying out loud. The only things she needed to meet were a bunch of camera lenses, which she kindly did.
Now we reckon fashion week’s are actually pretty good – especially when you look at the large array of garments Milan were completely ignoring last week and just modelling bikini’s instead.

But there could be improvements. For starters models should really change outfits on stage, we know that’s what they’re doing behind the curtain so why hide it? Designers should be challenged too; get a nude Fox-esque model and start from scratch. A bit like when you used to make your own wrestler on Smackdown and spent ages making sure the flared jeans weren’t the same as Jeff Hardy’s but just as cool. Obviously where the models are concerned it would be more along the lines of ‘is this bra too see-through?’ As if there is such a thing.

Hollyoaks girls turn out for Inside Soap Awards

Soap awards shindigs are apparently the most fun prize shows around, because everyone gets hammered and makes a fool of themselves. Also, you can usually be pretty sure that various ladies from various soap operas will turn up wearing something tiny. And if they're not wearing something tiny they're wearing something ridiculous.
Looking best at last night's Inside Soap Awards was Claire Cooper, who plays Jacqui McQueen in Hollyoaks. In the soap she always looks a bit hard and like she could definitely beat us up. Off-screen she looks loads better. Last night, for example, she looks like a sophisticated French lady. Haw-hee-haw.

Claire Cooper at the Inside Soap Awards
Bronaugh Waugh, who plays Cheryl Brady, adopted a 'play to your strengths' look. Good lord.

Bronagh Waugh at the Inside Soap Awards
Loui Batley, who was in Hollyoaks as the one who fell out of a plane and splatted all across the ground, leading to a really drawn out and really boring plotline, came as a slutty Victorian school teacher.

Loui Batley at the Inside Soap Awards
Carley Stenson, who plays Steph and suddenly appears to have an entirely new face – Ashley Simpson's face, to be exact – turned up just looking plain mental.