Ashley Greene's boobs in Paris with Miley Cyrus

Ashley Greene is in Paris filming her new film LOL: Laughing Out Loud, with Miley Cyrus - yep some hip movie executives were definitely switched 'on' when they came up with that one. Well, yesterday we told you how soaking wet she got with Miley Cyrus in a fountain. But these pictures tell a whole different story, mainly that Ashley Greene and Miley Cyrus were dry.

We must say, Ashley Greene's cleavage looked a bit bloody excellent and even though most of these pictures are quite similar, we think they look better in every one. Unfortunately, we don't look better with every picture that's taken of us, in fact it's quite the opposite. We're almost like Dorian Grey in that each image slowly chips away at us, leaving an ever increasing pot belly and a mounting stench. Luckily, pictures don't tend to show how bad someone smells, unfortunately the looks of revulsion from the people standing next to you do.

Anyway, enough about how disgusting we are, let's talk about Ashley's breasts:



We're not sure where Ashley was heading when this picture was taken, maybe she wasn't heading anywhere at all. Perhaps she was doing an impression of someone walking like one of those cack mime artists you get in Paris. Well done Ashley, yeah, it looks just like you're walking somewhere - have a euro.

We're not sure if this man is French, considering this image is from what looks like a cropped cast photo, he probably isn't. But he does look a little French doesn't he? Perhaps it's the ominous lean over the shoulder, the floppy hair or just the smug look? Yeah, it's probably the smug look.


















We don't know who the blonde woman on the end is, or why Miley Cyrus looks so confused, but Ashley Greene looks like she's noticed something...



Yeah, she's definitely noticed something, the other two have barely moved, but there is a definite change of expression from Ashley Greene. Lord knows why, but it meant we notched up the number of pictures in the article, so who cares?




Ahh look, Ashley has got Miley in on her walking act now. Well done girls.



And now they're pretending to have a conversation, in which Miley Cyrus is covering her heart to appear sincere, whilst Ashley fiddles with her ear to emphasise that she is listening. Isn't friendship nice eh?

Kara Tointon starts Strictly Come Dancing

Britain’s ‘Sexiest Actress’ Kara Tointon turned up at BBC HQ yesterday for the launch show of Strictly Come Dancing. She was sweating from both armpits, but it was significantly more noticeable on the left side because that’s the way her blue dress was cut. The former Eastenders star, who in that glorious summer of 2009 revealed to FHM that she used to shove chicken fillets down her front to play busty Dawn Swann, stole the headlines from fellow contestants Tina O’Brien, Michelle Williams, Patsy Kensit, Pamela Stephenson, Felicity Kendall and the Right Honourable Anne Widdecombe.Kara’s evidently been working hard in the gym in preparation for filming. Imagine that. Imagine being the man stood behind the cross trainer operated by the woman who knows that very soon the entire nation will see the curvature of her buttocks in HD. Then imagine Kara Tointon in lingerie. Then look at these pictures of Kara Tointon in lingerie. Wahey! Didn’t we do well. Yes, we did. That’s what we do here – excellent stuff. Er, look! Kara Tointon being busty in Eastenders!

Nadine Coyle’s new single

25-year-old Nadine Coyle is all grown up and going it alone, at least for her first single ‘Insatiable’ she is. Is she jealous of band mate Cheryl’s success? Well, y’know, to be fair who wouldn’t. We’re not going to vilify the girl just for wanting to emulate her mate’s success. So yes, she’s had some new photo’s taken that show off her delightful bum, filmed a shiny, shiny video. The Derry born singer said in a Tweet this morning that she will be performing the single, and some other tracks from the album, at London's G-A-Y on Saturday 30th October. She wrote 'Soooo excited to be performing new songs for the first time at G-A-Y... Halloween weekend it's going to be madness…see you there! woohoo.'
Remember when Girls Aloud covered ‘I’ll Stand By You’ by The Pretenders? Great times. We liked the bit where it goes, “Oh, Why You Look So Sad? Tears are in your eyes Come on and come to me now Don’t be ashamed to cry Let me see you through ’cause I’ve seen the dark side too When the night falls on you You don’t know what to do Nothing you confess Could make me love you less I’ll stand by you I’ll stand by you Won’t let nobody hurt you I’ll stand by you.” Ahh, good times.

Bar Refaeli's nipples want to say hello

Bar Rafaeli has a very silly first name and a nearly unpronounceable last name. This might sound harsh, but honestly she could easily be mistaken for a nightclub rather than a supermodel.
But we can easily forgive, we are very nice like that, we've known people with sillier names, like Richard Head, Nick Waghorn and one lad called Duncan Peni. No prizes for guessing what the secondary school comedic geniuses turned that in to.
Today, Bar Rafaeli was decked out in a tight green top, with some rather overt nipple erection too. Was it on purpose? Did it just happen that whilst being photographed her nipples were conveniently on parade? Or perhaps the photographer cranked up the air conditioning. Who knows? But more importantly, who cares? Either way, it makes for an excellent job. Well done photographer, well done Bar Refaeli and more importantly, well done to nipples.
Give yourself a pat on the back if you have nipples, if you have more than two, then give yourself a little round of applause too. If someone asks what you're doing and you don't want to reveal your secret nubbin, then just say you were trying to enthusiacstically kill a moth.

So here are the pictures:

Scarlett Johansson in new Mango Adverts

Do not adjust your computers, what you are about to read is entirely accurate. Scarlett Johansson is 25-years-old. Just 25, a mere quarter century. The New York born beauty is phenomenally successful. Her movie career allows her to kill time doing things like these Mango adverts, where she looks really, really pretty. They’re the kind of photos that make you want to smell them just so you can find out what Ryan Reynolds wakes up to every morning. Okay we’re getting odd now, but that’s the kind of fervour ScarJo creates. Her combination of actual acting chops and famously hour-glass figure mean that she’s sought after by just about everyone. Directors and ad men fall at her perfectly manicured feet in bid to pursued her to act or model for their project.And with the announcement of The Avengers, Johansson’s star is set to rise even higher. Like a tall building, or hot air balloon or buzzard or Kestrel. ScarJo plays Natasha Romanoff aka the Black Widow, a pvc clad super agent who works for SHIELD like a kind of handler for all the mental super heroes. FHM is skeptical about this film. The idea of pulling together several story lines from the like of The Hulk and Iron Man, to several heroes who’s individual films haven’t yet come out like Captain America, Thor and Hawkeye, is a difficult one. But if anyone can do it, Buffy the Vampire Slayers Joss Whedon can. He will also be under strict instruction to keep Johansson in her leather cat suit for the majority of the film. Here's a gallery of her last campaign for Mango, y'know, for old times sake.